we live on a floating rock in a giant space that has no real end
and you want me to memorize vocabulary words
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∞ January 18, 2013 at 07:51pm
Posts tagged JFC.
ROOTY TOOTY POINT N SHOOTY
WUNDERBAHBOXES
imagine Wyoming saying all of these
i cNAT FUCKN BREATHE BECAUSE I JUST PICTURED HIM SAYING ‘MEAT WATER’
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Some people do their best thinking in the shower. This is what I thought of today.
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does anyone want to go trick-or-treating with me
me
okay i’ll pick you up at 3
what are you going to be because i dont want you cramping my style
peterpan u can b tha t pixie shti
no can i be the pirate pimp guy
nigg a u dont know capt ain hook-in-them-bitches-up wh at is wrong wit u
i was talkin bout jack sparrow omfg wrong movie my b
im
because i puns sometimes myself
Snorted out my coffee, thanks.
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That promo art for Doctor Who season 7:
In the last few seconds of the trailer, Rory asked: “Who killed the Daleks?”
And the Doctor responded: “Who do you think?”
What he failed to mention, however, was exactly HOW he did it:
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Sophistication Forgot
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